FUCK NEW THINGS

Fuck Arans

Fuck the Cygnus knights

and FUCK pirates.

Take me back to the time where there were 4 classes divided into 10 specializations.

Take me back to when it took time and effort to gain money.

Take me back to when it took 10+ hours to gain 1 level.

Take me back to.... the time when having a Zhelmet is extraordinary...

Take me back to my memories..

Rest in peace, Maplestory I used to love..

Maplestory 2005-2007

Chaooutside fever~!

my speaking of english fluency sucks recently(watch too much peter chao).glad that i could type normal english.anyone got a med for chao fever?i dun think so
FUCK SCHOOL!



by:haojun

[Audio/Lyrics/DL] Park Bom - You and I

2NE1 Park Bom Look

Saints Row 2: Brotherhood (Game Trailer)

Chris Brown - With You

ITS CHRIS BROWN MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sum 41 Underclass Hero lyrics

Facebook.

Yo guys, I've got facebook! And Email! My email address is singularityless@hotmail.com. Anyway, for my facebook account, There's about 7 roy spires. I'm using the one with the picture, and the one which says on the bio"Yo guys, this is the one which I'm using right now. All the other ones I forgot the password... :)".

Damn!!

I dunno how to post pictures... Someone teach me how?

Roy

Lol!!!.. Nz!

Lol! There is one guy I hate in my new class... And not because he did anything to me. Actually he is one of the nicest guy in the the whole Macleans College!(my school) This gay guy, his name is Brandon. By the way, he is really gay. He admitted to the class that he likes boys... You wanna know why I hate him? Well, he looks excatly like that f**ktard Gabriel from Hope 21... I mean really. When I first entered my class, I thought Gabriel was in New Zealand! I mean, What the hell... By the way New Zealanders dont play maple... Instead they play WoW.(world of warcraft)


I have really taken Singapore's climate for granted. I miss the warmth. You guys wont believe how horrible it is to wake up to a freezing morning. I miss warm toilet seats. You may laugh, but sitting on a freezing toilet seat is NOT NICE. I really miss warm nights. I miss not being able to just slip on a t shirt and pants for going out..

I really miss a lot of things and people in Singapore. Guys, dont take your life for granted. I did, and I'm paying the price for it.

I bought an @cash,key in the stuff and all i get is bull mother shit!"invalid serial number,invalid security code"and i TRIED IT ALOT OF TIMES.

erm if anyone understands the problem,pls pls pls,sms,call or leave a comment in the chatbox


thks for taking yr time to read tis,really appreciate it


CHAO OUTSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!


by haojun

lame and wiered stuff

I was at cold storage looking for stuff to buy. I went to the biscuit section, when i saw it, the lagendary OREO SOFT CAKE!!! I took it down from the shelf and put it in one of those children's trolley. I went to the casher and she gave me the "think i'm a idiot" look(i think it is because i took that trolley). Anyway i am now going to show u all a wiered, dog abusing and horny viddo. enjoy

Stuff that have been happening!!!!

A few days ago, during PE, we play a game which i have no idea what is it called, but we used a hockey stick to hit a round plastic ball with holes. It is something like football but with a stick. Anyways, the FF challenged some people in F2-5 who are pros. At the begaining, we are losing like xiao as they have more people than us, after awhile a got angry and i went in to RAGE mode!!!! instead of hitting the ball with my stick, i threw the stick at the ball. At the end of everything, the FF won muahahahahahahahaha!!!! i think i'm done with that. O yea, roy check this out


by:ivan

Hello there!

This is my first blog post so please dont blame me if you don't like what I said.
Anyway, (To Roy) Ever since you left, the class has been a WHOLE LOT quieter. And Ivan keeps torturing me by singing Bad Romance in my ear until Miss Wong changed my place .
Zhi Hong has been alot happier since you left without anyone to shing him.
Before I forget, I wanted to ask everyone in the FF to set a time so that we can talk to Roy on this blog's chatbox
Also, Wei Xuan will be selected to get dressed up as the YOG mascot cause the whole class voted for him.

Well, thats it folks. Roy, please post some pics and vids in New Zealand. We'd like to know hows your life in NZ













By : Wei Shen (I will be known as Anonymous from now on)
Ps: Gd luck with wooing that girl, Ivan is mostly responsible for posting perverted stuff here like that post about combo smash.

Life in nz!

Hello!! I'm... well, I'm kinda homesick... hey! Check this out1 This was on the wall of my english class. If you're smart, you'll get this...


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1:YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.
2:YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.
3:YOU ARE SANTA CLAUS.
4:YOU LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS.


...


Geddit? It's good isn't it! You guys, I'm taking beginner's chinese. it's so easy! Today I learnt how to say the YEAR. Cool, Huh? In my school, there are about 350 different CCAS. They are so many to choose from! I wanna join something like the singaporean club or the blood donor club. All they do is sit for 1 hour and let a pint of blood be taken away... far away. Maybe I'll join Rugby... What do you think?

There is this ultra hot ang moh girl in my class. Her name is... Well, her name is Loren. I'm gonna ask her out... Wish me luck!! :)

Roy, the freaky guy.

npcc .22 revolver shooting!

hey yo july i when to the npcc hq to do my shooting.....so nervous when i got my hands on the gun.its looks somthing like........erm........THIS!



posted by:haojun

the science center trip

zzzzzzzz......the science center so xian xia, i walk until my leg pain!!anyway i am going to tell you all what happen...my class,f2-5, went to a room. the dude there blow up a giant bag and we all went in. inside the bag....very dark,very very dark and suddenly....I GOT RAPED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i am not lieing it's true,i got raped
.....by daryl and gang.....'F' all of the people who raped me!!!!uhhh ya thats it.

by: ivan

New Zealand!! WooHooo!!!

Hey guys, I'm in New Zealand! And It's a hundred times better than Singapore, in every way possible...
Phew!!! It's like, so cold here. I can see my own breath! The people in New Zealand are much nicer than those anti-social people in that Geyland Methodist!!
Wow! Before i came to New Zealnd, I expected everyone to be ang moh... But Auckland(the place in New Zealand where i'm staying) is so cosmopolitian! There are so many Asian here! There are like, Japanese, Korean, China Chinese, Singaporean Chinese,and tons of Indians!(no racist comments pls)
The school which i'm going to looks great! Geylang Methodist looks like, well, sh*t if you compare...
by the way, how's Singapore doing? Right now, i'm trying to lose my stupid moronic singapore accent so i dont sound like a freak when i sign up for school...
Lol!

By the way,got many pretty ang moh girls in my school...

:)

More updates soon!

Roy

ivan's hollyday :D

uhhhhh,I AM AT HONG KONG XD. you must be wondering how am i writhing this thing? i am just using a supper laggy computer at the hotel lobby,the good thing is that the com is FREE! this is the 2nd day of my trip and i am enjoying it. yesterday i went to Disney land,it was super lame and i almost to trashed Mikey mouse when i saw him doing some lame stuff. i very sad xia, can't play maple for 4 day and the com i using no maple plus i will miss 2 day of anniversary so sad. uhhhhh ya that's it. see all of u when school reopen.

Eh maple!

this blog now sells mesos@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@1mil=20cents

and many more just type yr character name,wat world and how much you want and we go find you.



i very long no visit tis blog rdy


posted by:erm.....haojun





ps:pls dun believe tis all tis are scams!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@really im not going to sent u the mesos

roy, where the f**k are you?

roy, i have only 1 thing to tell you....SHING YOU LAR!!! if you dun visit the blog, i will go to newzealand, find you and shing your leg till your hair come off.....
ummm ya that's it.




by: ivan

Confirmed Migration

Hey guys, there's a confirmed date on when I'm gonna leave Singapore. It's the 25 June. But I'm not going to school(Singapore) anymore when Term 2 is over.

So...

:(

Damn...


P.S. Shing you and your whole family, Ivan.

New Zealand

Haha I'm going to New Zealand and i'm gonna leave all you HDB noobs!!!! HAHAHAHAHA...
(some more cheesy laughter)

I think you can probably guess who posted this.(unless you're super dumb)


:)

Bad News...

Yo dudes, i just posted to tell everyone who is reading this that I ahve bad news...

I'M MIGRATING TO NEW ZEALAND!!!

I will go in late June or early July.

By the way, I LOVE LADY GAGA!!!(and hate taylor swift)

-Roy

maple & sex

yo people of earth, i'm going to tell ya some crap. i love arans, their very pro and i like their skills. one of the skills ilike is combo smash. you have to charge your combo(by hiting mobs)till 30 and you press down + left or right + attack and your polearm will shoot out something that looks like shit(no offence yi xiang). but this is abit like having sex, frist you have to charge your Lan jiao(by doing in out in out)until you get super horrny and then BOO YA...............the rest you can ask roy to tell you. anyway, this skill can only be used when you are 18 and above. ummmm ya that's it.



by: someone(not ivan)

Dead blog....

This is a very, VERY dead blog. I'm gonna make it alive by singing a happy song:
IT'S A SUNNY YELLOW, BANANA DAY; DO THE CALYPSO BANANA WAY, WE'RE ALL GOING BANANAS; COME ON LET'S MOVE! LET'S DO THE YELLOW BANANA MOVE!

Copyrighted by: Marigold.

Anyway, I've thought about the mystery of existence. I've come up with one simple solution:

LIFE IS ABOUT FOOD!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF DELICIOUS SWEET CHICKEN MARINATED WITH..... Never Mind. I just felt hungry just now. Now what did I wanna post again?...

Oh yeah, GREAT NEWS!!!! THERE'S A NEW MEMBER OF THE FF!!! HE IS WEI SHEN!!! (applause)

Oh yeah, guys? EAT MORE CHICKEN. MORE CHICKEN=MORE FATS=HAPPIER LIFE.(By the way, the reason I said chicken is that I don't give a fuck about chickens. Cut off their heads if you want to. BUT DON'T KILL OTHER ANIMALS!! SAVE THE DAMN FUCKIN WORLD FELLAS!!!)

By the way, this isn't Roy. Roy was just murdered by being pushed down a well. Roy has imprinted his evilness onto a killer videotape. Those who watch the tape die in seven days... Why seven? Because I chose it, nigga. Not happy? Go Malaysia watch porn. :D

P.S I will shing anyone reading this. So, if you don't wanna be shinged, get out of here in

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

SHING!!!!!!

There. I just shinged your leg. Are you happy, fella? :)

-Roy

my bro's 1st vist to nett pyramid

here are some images of my bro at nett pyramid..................

by: ivan

Ivan's first post!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this is shit, everything is shit.SHIT SHIT SHIT
.................................................... Um, that was random.



Roy says hi.



BY:IVAN(with roy sitting irritably beside him)

CA1 finally over!

The FF need more people!!! Who wanna join, please talk to me(though i know that nobody is gonna join. :( ). By the way.....



I LOVE LADY GAGA!!!!! Her songs are like totally awesome!!


Who loves Lady Gaga please tag! Thank You!!!


:)



Done by: Roy

i hate commen test!!!!

i hate commen test alot ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! the dam fucking chinese test so hard de!!!!! i dun even know a single word ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
umm...... ya thats it

by: ivan

We are not assholes.

I just wanna tell you freaks that the FF is a PRO CLUB. DON'T YOU DARE INSULT US.









.......







That was random. :D



By:Roy :)

who can sent me axe knife I DESPERATELY NED 1!!!!!!I WILL RECRUIT U MAK U VICE WATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKA

hi wo shi haojun,if u r a fan of Sudden attack,
feel free to apply 4 my squad.it is recruiting all loyal,active,talkative,kd45% N ABOVE n mus hav some talent SQUAD NAME is GunZ[N]Patriots
IF u got not meet the requirements pls find me
mi name is TeamEnforceRZ
IF NOT,I GOT 4 WORDS 4 U,"GET LOST WHIMP,SUCKER!"

This message is for maplers in f2-5

HEY YO, maplers in f2-5, if you are playing in ERIDANUS/ DELPHINUS, add this dude called IVANX5(on the left). He is a very pro striker :)

by ivan

FF dudes' characteristics

Firstly, FF are not for wimps (no offense wimps). This is the characteristics of the existing FF members.

Ivan: He is the leader of the FF. He is an average guy with a loyal friendship that lasts to the end. And he likes maplestory a LOT. He never be angry with you. But if you fuck around with him, he will rip the flesh from your bones. :D

Roy:He is the assistant of the FF. He is always the guy who publishes FF posts. He is a nice guy who does not like to be fucked around with. If you dared fuck around with me, I'll make you go home and suck on your mother breasts, crying. :D JUST KIDDING. I'm a nice guy!!!!

Aaron: Also known as the "cool guy" because he does all the "cool" stuff. he is currenly play sudden attack, if u guys are playing ''SA'' play with aaron. His name is shotterdude.

Hao Jun: He is very the......ummm........you know what la! But he can also be a good friend. He is also playing ''SA'', but don't play with him, cause he will own yourur ASS!!!! If you want to get your ASS owned, his name is teamenforcerz

Posted by Roy (with the help of Ivan)