IT'S A SUNNY YELLOW, BANANA DAY; DO THE CALYPSO BANANA WAY, WE'RE ALL GOING BANANAS; COME ON LET'S MOVE! LET'S DO THE YELLOW BANANA MOVE!
Copyrighted by: Marigold.
Anyway, I've thought about the mystery of existence. I've come up with one simple solution:
LIFE IS ABOUT FOOD!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF DELICIOUS SWEET CHICKEN MARINATED WITH..... Never Mind. I just felt hungry just now. Now what did I wanna post again?...
Oh yeah, GREAT NEWS!!!! THERE'S A NEW MEMBER OF THE FF!!! HE IS WEI SHEN!!! (applause)
Oh yeah, guys? EAT MORE CHICKEN. MORE CHICKEN=MORE FATS=HAPPIER LIFE.(By the way, the reason I said chicken is that I don't give a fuck about chickens. Cut off their heads if you want to. BUT DON'T KILL OTHER ANIMALS!! SAVE THE DAMN FUCKIN WORLD FELLAS!!!)
By the way, this isn't Roy. Roy was just murdered by being pushed down a well. Roy has imprinted his evilness onto a killer videotape. Those who watch the tape die in seven days... Why seven? Because I chose it, nigga. Not happy? Go Malaysia watch porn. :D
P.S I will shing anyone reading this. So, if you don't wanna be shinged, get out of here in
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SHING!!!!!!
There. I just shinged your leg. Are you happy, fella? :)
-Roy
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